"The inaugural (pilot) show introduces several major characters of the SCTV Network TV studio in Mellonville who would be the backbone of the series. These include Johnny LaRue, wheelchair-bound Earl Camembert, Floyd Robertson and Moe"
"Segment 1: Yoga with Swami Banananda The Swami starts with stretching exercises for the legs\n\nSegment 2: Captain Combat Captain Combat's guest is Mr. Green Fatigues, who brings Mr. Schnauzer, who has stopped talking. They clean Mr. S"
"Segment 1: Station Announcement: Ethnic Disclaimer Harold insists that any racist jokes in the show do not reflact the management's views.\n\nSegment 2: Sunrise Semester: Gypsy Mythology with Dr. Ernest Bruter Dr. Bruter describes how "
"Segment 1: Promo: Baa, Baa, Black and White Sheep \"She was just a flying nun until Pearl Harbor\"\n\nSegment 2: Sunrise Semester: Faking Orgasms with Dr. Cheryl Kinsey Human Sexual Response, part 4. Some useful phrases for faking an org"